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Since it is forbidden to have sex with someone that doesn’t live in the same house than you in Britain, the giant booty calls provider has decided to ripost hard and just bought out the website Chatroulette, very unfamous to be able to see more dick pics than actual users profile picture.

What are the new updates for former tinder users ? nothing major, you are now required to have a webcam in your washroom, if possible with a microphone, followers appreciate very much when they can hear the crap hitting the water. If you experienced a sex cravings, make sure to masturbate in the same shower where the webcam is located, moreover if you decide to have sex with one of your relatives, that would be a huge hit on your ratings 😉 .

If you experience a flatulence disturbance, please make sure that the microphone is located close enough to you otherwise followers will experience a peak of frustration like a astronomy fan who would miss a shooting start he had waited for 15 minutes straight.

If for any reason, you decided to organize a family orgy, make some test prior live session, as followers wouldn’t like to miss anything of the show!

Obviously, you can provide your nicknames from youporn, pornhub and any very interesting websites that humanity needs to survive for a further long time.

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